Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...