There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....