Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Confucius say…
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Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Diary of a computer lamer
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What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
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A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
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