Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...