Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
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How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Short Cowboy jokes
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Ode to spell checkers
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Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...