True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!