Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...