A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...