Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...