Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...