Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
ride it to hospital!
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Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
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Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...