Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...