Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...
American University Grading Procedures
American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...