Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...