A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...