Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!