Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...