The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...