Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...