Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
The Technologically Challenged
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’sstill...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.