Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...