Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...