How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...