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This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
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Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
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Three vampires go to a bar
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An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
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