Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!