Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.