Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
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Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...