New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...