The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...