Kewl Job Application!
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Quick Ones!
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It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
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Who is on First?
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The Union Worker.
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The Diet
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The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...