Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...