A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...