Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Definition of a Wife!
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My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
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