I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
A very desperate marriage
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...