These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Definition of Windows
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Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...