Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...