Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man…
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...