The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Democrats V. Republicans
Democrats V. Republicans What it all boils down to ISSUE | DEMOCRATS | REPUBLICANS——————————————————————-criminals...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...