Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...