ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...