5 drinks
A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
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Fixing broken computers
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Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
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I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...