Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...