Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....