GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...