When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...