An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...