Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...