I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...