Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....