GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...